Kim Kardashian might juts be the most miserable pregnant woman alive — and that may be what is compelling her lover and baby daddy Kanye West to stay away. “I get really paranoid, I start Googling things, the things that come up are really scary. It just freaks me out all the time,” she claimed to Ryan Seacrest during a celebrity interview. Khloe Kardashian, her sister, added, “Her back hurts, her breasts hurt, her stomach hurts, her feet hurt, her head hurts, her eyes hurt, her nails hurt. She cries all the time, too.” Could this be why Kanye West has been spending his time overseas and has a new concert tour scheduled to start in June — right about the time he’s set to have a new baby with Kim K?
While celeb gossip sources like Perez Hilton might say Kim Kardashian is super cute pregnant he is likely to be complimenting the couple so he can (perhaps) score some exclusive baby photos. Bottom line, the most famous of the Kardashian sisters looks positively miserable pregnant — but she looks nowhere near as stressed out and dejected as rapper Kanye West. After all, while she is clearly able to take her mood swings and mania out of her family and they still have to love her, he did not sign up for this. His desire was to be involved with the reality television star who got famous because of her upbeat and cutesie porno tape. And from the looks of things, there is no smile on her face right now. She also seems to have lost her appetite for men.
To that end, one reader on the LA Times blog post about the Kardashian clan had this to say: “We’re all in pain from having to hear about Kim and her attention-loving family…..it’s only going to get worse with her having a kid…God help us all!” And if God can’t do that, hopefully at least he (or she) will help out that new baby — if not Kanye West.
On a plus note, the rapper might be getting exactly what’s coming to him for acting like a jackass to Taylor Swift. If she believes that what comes around goes around, she has to be home laughing about this spectacular chain of events. He disses her, loses all credibility, tries to regain fans in the general public by knocking up the popular reality star while acting as her fashion consultant in the hopes of promoting his own design business, and now might be marrying the world’s most cranky and irritable celebrity mom yet.
To that end, while Kimmy might be trying to compare herself to pregnant green celebrity Kate Middleton, the newest member of the British royal family and avid charitable benefactress, she has not been able to hold a candle to the almost fairy tale princess. Middleton’s man Prince William has been loving and doting while Kanye West is rumored only to have spent a measly $100K to fly in and attend her pre-natal visits. That either means William is likely to be a great husband and loving father with his wife and kids or an angry and disappointed Kanye West truly is no prince among celebrity dads.