Get ready to embrace the creepiness. Harry Styles is allegedly the one who dumped Taylor Swift for her unwillingness to put out enough. Yes, enough. At least that is what one media outlet was saying about their scandalous celebrity split. On Jan. 11, the Atlantic Wire posted a disturbing news summary about the singer’s painfully obvious lack of boyfriend status. In it, they tried to defend the pretty blonde quietly while never coming right out and saying that she might have broken up with or lost interest in him because between the lack of chemistry and his bad haircut she simply could not handle hanging out with him anymore.
So what will the breakup song be about, really? Well apparently Harry “said something he shouldn’t have” and that sent Taylor over the edge. What might that something have been? Well, if you want to listen to Radar Online, and probably you shouldn’t, it was sex-related. See, they’re going with a story that Harry, young fella in his prime and all, was looking to get down and dirty on the regular, but that Taylor wasn’t having it. They quote a “source” as saying as much: “While it was clear she obviously had a thing for Harry, Taylor didn’t want to put out as often as he would’ve liked. Harry is a young boy, with ladies throwing themselves at him and has had a string of relationships with older women. It’s no secret he’s sexually active and is enjoying his fame at the moment. But Taylor just wasn’t up for it as much as he is. They were sexually incompatible.” So… yikes.
Yikes is right. If Radar Online is really to blame for making up the rumor that she is putting out — but not putting out enough — the star celeb sounds really trashy.
But, on the other hand, if fans of the celebrity realize that while she might still be a teen scene celebrity that she is actually growing up to be a nice young lady then the scandalous accusations in the news report put young Harry Styles reputation as a gentleman on the line exponentially.
To that end, E! Online reports that rumors a nasty break up song was already written and released by Taylor on or about Jan. 11 were fake, everyone who follows teen scene celeb gossip is still talking. What happens if there never is a tune-of-doom that becomes an iTunes hit and is a massive chart-topping song internationally? Everyone who loves tabloid rumors will have a lot of the following questions to ponder.
If there is any truth to the rumor that she is sexually incompatible with him, it may just be that he fell into the same wet fish category Taylor Lautner did in her past. After all, when she and the “Twilight” movie star broke up, inside sources claimed the pair simply lacked chemistry. Was the Styles-Swift break up over something like this?
Harry Styles appetite for shagging might be monstrous, but the mojo the celeb couple appears to be missing might not be caused Taylor Swift’s unwillingness to engage with another person at all. She’s dated Jake Gyllenhall and John Mayer so obviously she’s getting some advanced romantic skill tutoring from somebody — and since she keeps throwing herself so quickly back into the dating pool it might be safe to assume that she’s not a cold fish.
She might secretly be a siren who is acting out sexually right now because she is young, rich, fabulously wealthy, and absolutely lonely. Could it be that Taylor Swift is simply playing Goldie Locks until she finds the man with the right chair, the most comfortable bed, and the tastiest bowl of porridge?
Quite possibly. But then again, she might have simple gotten bored hanging around with the boy band celebrity after dating a more mature (albeit younger) Kennedy. Knowing the Grammy award winner has a thing for vintage items and collecting antiques, she might find herself the most comfortable dating or married to someone from such an old and wealthy family. To that end, for her sake hopefully, the green celebrity family kept the home fires at the Kennedy estate still burning to welcome back one of the world’s sweetest looking humanitarians.