Kim Kardashian boyfriend Kris Humphries looks like the Harry Potter troll?
If Khloe Kardashian is worried about being the next fat actress from her cover on the Middle East edition of Cosmopolitan magazine, she may want to do a double-take at the boyfriend of sister Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries — it’s the troll from Harry Potter!
No, no. We kid. The troll was not really played by him. But Kris Humphries, Kim’s NBA boyfriend, definitely could stand in as a double for the troll in the Harry Potter enterprise. Long jaw line, sloping brow, the smell of rotting human flesh stuck in his teeth. Well, okay — maybe that goes a little far. We haven’t gotten that close to his teeth yet. But with a little green paint and some putty … why not?
But, dang, NBA star Kris Humphries looks like a monster standing next to Kim Kardashian. It’s like he has a personal, reality television star arm rest. Maybe Khloe Kardashian would be interested in standing in as a furniture double as well. The way she describes herself as fat, with her love handles and all. And Kirstie Alley could try it too. Why not? Kirstie can be an easy chair, Khloe can be an arm rest, and maybe Kim Kardashian can be a rocking chair. She and Kris Humphries seem to be having a swinging good time together.
But it wasn’t always love at first sight (or height). Kim Kardashian has confessed that she was scared of Lamar Odom, sister Khloe Kardashian’s husband. She explained to ShowbizSpy.
“I was really afraid of tall guys like seriously, they really freaked me out and they always looked really awkward,” Kim said.
‘When Khloe met Lamar, when I first met him I was like, ‘Don’t stand up!’ It really scares me.”
And green celebrity Kim Kardashian softened up to her Harry Potter troll sized NBA beau, Kris Humphries.
“I’m like the biggest hypocrite now because I feel so tiny and small and so protected,” she said. “It’s like the best feeling in the world to be with a really tall guy, you feel so safe all the time and skinny and tiny!”
Awww. But, psst. Don’t tell Khloe you feel skinny.
GREEN CELEBRITY STATS
Green celebrity Kim Kardashian has been involved in a number of charity efforts, including having committed to donating half of her profits from her single, Jam (Pump It Up), to charity, whether Conan O’Brien likes the song or not. Conan might want to watch out for Kim’s Harry Potter troll sized NBA star boyfriend, Kris Humphries, unless he cares to be eaten alive or clubbed to death for making sour remarks about this green celebrity.
- Dream Foundation
- The Salvation Army
- True Colors Fund
- American Foundation for AIDS Research
- Soles 4 Souls
- The Nancy Davis Foundation for Multiple Sclerosis