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Which Jersey Shore girl is leaving reality TV for a career in professional wrestling?

January 9th, 2011 at 11:33 pm by Green Celebrity Network Leave a reply »

Which Jersey Shore girl is leaving reality TV for a career in professional wrestling? Jersey Shore News!

[Jan. 9 -- News + Editorial]

No, it’s not an oil slick due to hair gel or spray tan residue from the Guidos and Guidettes. The hair spray cloud has not clogged all New Jersey ventilation systems. We’re not even dealing with the fact that Snooki and JWOWW have made a seriously insulting anti-Semitic ranting video attacking one of Green Celebrity News Networks’ favorite talk show hosts and green celebrities Joy Behar this week. Today, the breaking headline news announcement is that Jersey Shore reality television star Angelina Pivarnick might be leaving reality television for a career in professional wrestling.

Now, if you are like us — and don’t watch Jersey Shore with any regularity (if ever) you might be saying to yourself right now, “Who cares?” Well, quite frankly we do, as we think the TNA wrestling arena is the perfect place for all those who worship the Jersey Shore girl way of life or former cast members wrestling with unemployment to be directed while watching TV.

We also think that corralling these people in a stadium and chaining the doors shut, sending in liquor and nacho cheese topped items for sustenance and anything else these bizarre people need to be happy.

Yep, for all we rant and rave about Sarah Palin saying mean things about her rivals, we are following her lead. While we certainly do not advocate that the Jersey Shore crew be targeted for elimination, we do vote for containment. If Snooki and her kind can’t be contained in New Jersey or kept on the beach to observe in their natural habitat, we say lure them to the TNA wrestling ring where we can view these freakish creatures in an environment that mimics a 19th century zoo observatory.

Who’s with us in cheering unemployed and uneducated Angelina Pivarnick on in her decision to become a professional wrestling diva who stars regularly on TV and encourages JWOWW and Snooki to fight her there rather than on MTV?

How’s that for exposing our own hypocrisy…

Joy Behar is a lovely lady recently recognized in December 2010 as one of the most outstanding senior celebrities for her humanitarian efforts by AARP along with friends Henry Winkler and Tony Danza.

Go away, mean people — or at the very least, simply have a nice day elsewhere so the rest of the people in the world who are not like you do not have to deal with you. To a place like the TNA wrestling ring… she could wrestle under the name Jabba the Slut.

The sad part is, we bet if she did, she’d make millions of dollars off the gimmick.

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